Spandex Pants

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass

Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?
Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.
Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!

by rfinch87 January 30, 2009

spandex effect

the effect that makes a ugly girl seem hotter because they are wearing spandex pants

guy1: dude check out that girl over there!!!!

guy2:naw man u just fell for the spandex effect.Actually look at her face shes ugly!

by to fist August 6, 2010

Spandex Warrior

Derisive term for overweight and/or unskilled athletes who apparently must, nonetheless, swath themselves from head to toe in expensive spandex before skating or biking. Overheard from some teenagers at Newport Beach, California.

Look at those spandex warriors, skating all the way from their car to the ice cream stand.

by Caffeine Cowboy January 22, 2005

spandex monkey

Uber bicyclist completely clad in spandex. Often the spandex suit is covered with logos of corporations and other brand names to make it look as if they were sponsored racers - the irony being they actually paid to be a rolling advertisement. They often tend to be aggressive riders in inappropriate settings, like public trails.

While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.

by Chazzer July 18, 2007

spandex nazi

crazy fast spandex wearing skiers on cross country trails who hog the trail as they breeze past you.

(falling down) God Damn Spandex Nazi's

by Burbank May 26, 2004

Spandex space

Noun - the mysterious place where Heero keeps his gun. And, presumably, all of his belongings. Can hold an infinite amount of objects, located in one's spandex shorts. Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "it defies conventional measurement". See also hammerspace

Spandex space can hide a multitude of sins . . .

by Kuma February 26, 2004

spandex boy

Another masked superhero affiliated with JXK. His signature costume is a pink leotard and green tights, coupled with a white mask over his eyes. Spandex Boy fights crime on the streets of the TNT with the aid of his trusty weapon, the Ass-Lasso™.

Oh my god, it's Spandex Boy! Get a camera! Get his autograph! Get a load of that spandex!

by Killboy November 26, 2003