salted

Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.

These chips would be better if they were salted.

by zapple October 21, 2006

Salted!

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

by thechroshley October 8, 2004

Salted Hoop

The art of salting a hoop (arsehole) licking the salt from the hoop and drinking a shot of tequila from the hoop. One can also suck a lime or lemon from their partners vagina or scrotum to complete the salted hoop slammer

I'd love to salt her hoop! Man she has a tasty salted hoop!

by Iver Biggin February 28, 2010

salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole

Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine

by Gap_tooth September 5, 2016

salted burito

A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “

by KingCexcell April 18, 2018

Salted chocolate

When you snort cocain out of a black girls asshole

Hey did u here that tommy had salted chocolate yesterday

by Latino2212 November 5, 2020

Lightly-Salted

Being the shit, but like low-key.

dude 1 : Bro, how they gon' hate when I'm "THAT. GUY"?

dude 2 : You're just lightly-salted fam...

by Thee London December 27, 2018