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Spanktarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.
"Oh man, those spank marks look rough, you okay?"
"ya, i was completely spanktarded after them"
by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014
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Spackdad

When your dad is a spack and he peals potato in the bath then walks into his bedroom from the bathroom naked without a towel
1) Your dad is sutch a spackdad

2) Spackdad all on the floor spackdad give me some more spackdad till you get saw spackdad ohhhhhh
by Nthny April 24, 2017
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spackhanded

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005
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snacktard

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.
Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!
by Soooooz February 1, 2009
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slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.
My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.
by saska April 3, 2005
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spacetard

a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a pussy so she doesn't go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a spacetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together
wow that chick is a spacetard
wow that tattoo is a spacetard
by rhymeskizzle May 31, 2010
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Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard
I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!
by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006
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