Morganized

The act of getting extremely organized!!
Created By Morgan Y.

Morgan was so Morganized that she always knew where everything was!

by Morgan Yahney June 26, 2008

Community Organizer

Someone who organizes communities. In some communities, everything is disorganized and disheveled. So a community organizer comes in and organizes things, putting community socks in the community drawer, filing bills and invoices in hanging folders, making sure the laundry is folded, and many other difficult things.

Considered by some to be a qualification for president of the United States of America.

At an early age, Joe decided he wanted to be a CEO and then Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military. Instead of going to West Point or Harvard Business School, he became a community organizer and moved to a large city and organized its communities.

by Anaconda 12 October 21, 2008

sororganized

an event that is completely unorganized, as if put together by a sorority.

God, there are people everywhere and I've been waiting in line for twenty minutes. This event is so sororganized...Fuck Zeta

by boola boola November 8, 2009

Community Organizer

noun. (synonyms: Community Activist, Community Agitator, Rabble Rouser, Opportunist, Predator, Jihadist, College Student, Liberal, Bum) Individual who intentionally takes advantage of and stirs up sentiment among certain urban populations with the express intent of achieving a specific radical agenda that frequently produces either power, fame and/or wealth for the individual. Incredibly, in recent times, a Community Organizer actually became President of the new People's Republic of Amerika.

"Hey Ahmed, I just heard that the American infidels voted-in a Community Organizer as President!"

"Salaam alaikum, you mean those suckers actually voted for our Muslim brother, Barack Hussein Obama???"

by WYNDBRAKER March 22, 2009

Borganized

Being totally organized as a result of boredom. When you have nothing better to do but borganize your life.

"Wow...you're so organized"..."No, I'm borganized".

by karacake June 25, 2010

Morganize

to add pink, bows, misleading innocence, and Abercrombie & Fitch perfume to.

That goth girl REALLY needs to Morganize if she wants to date him.

by MisS MorgaN BrookE October 17, 2010

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

by CodeSmith May 28, 2009