comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

sparing sans

It is equivalent to getting killed or losing in a basketball type fashion with fun music in the background.

I got dunked on! You must have been sparing sans.undertale dunked on genocide

by The comic sans April 20, 2016

sompthing

the correct way to spell sompthing

i want sompthing to eat

by heyhijello January 13, 2020

Soaring Banana

When a male runs naked at 15km/h towards his girlfriend whiles she is naked in doggy style, then colliding with her as he slips his penis in.

My boyfriend gave me the best Soaring Banana I’ve ever had!

by Zqtrx April 18, 2021

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

Sparing partner

also see fuck buddy. Usually this is when its conveint for both parties when they are between significant partners.

joe: dude last night I went 3 rounds with my sparing partner.

by HRM SMK April 6, 2008

comparing

From the word comparison.

Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.

by Judo70 May 15, 2016