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Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.
Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful
by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011
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smish

(verb) To squeeze or squish many things into one.
Let's make things simple and smish it all together.
by TheBigSmish January 15, 2010
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smish

To organize for easy viewing. To put a bunch of things in one place for faster access.

smished; past. smishing.
I just smished everything because it's faster.
by inTheYear2000 January 18, 2010
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soistit

when you are hot, sweaty and angry due to weather work and walking
I was bare soistit after banking de dollarz
by MikeRITE June 23, 2012
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shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.
you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.
by feffmiester October 31, 2007
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smishsmashtershmate

The act of masturbating a Puerto Rican midget, using Carrot Top's semen as lubricant, while having a Rhesus Monkey toss yo salad.
Last weekend my girlfriend was run over by a bus, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.

I ran out of KY, so I had to smishsmashtershmate.
by JewCity March 19, 2010
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smisland

this is when someone has armpit sweat REAL bad. They have it all the time, and it's real nasty.
PRONOUNCED: smi-land
T: are you smisland?
B: no.
T(whispers to K): ewwww, look at her armpit sweat.
by bulletproof! May 1, 2010
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