Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

han solo

a major character in the orginal trilogy of star wars. known for rescuing luke skywalker during the battle of yavin, being frozen in carbonite and delivered to jabba the hutt by boba fett, his various famous lines and his overal cocky, kickass attitude.

" i love you "
" i know "

" hey... it's me "

" you're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home "

by Janet Weiss April 15, 2004

Hand Solo

A handjob performed on yourself but referred to as a person.

My wife is away for a week, so it's just me and my good friend Hand Solo for a while.

by Dronevil September 3, 2007

Han Solo season

When the weather dips below 60°F and all the girls break out their Hunter boots and North Face vests so they look like Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see the weather for the next three days? Looks like it's going to be cold"
"Yeah man, Han Solo season has officially begun!" *masculine wookie call*

by @hansoloszn August 14, 2016

Solo Harrie

A Harry Styles fan who only supports him but not his band mates, One Direction, or his private life, e.g. relationships.

e.g. Solo Harries are often toxic and delusional, they deny Larry and they exploit Harry.

by liamjamiemalik October 9, 2022

han soloed

When someone says they love you and you say "I know". (recommend walking away right away)

Girl: Babe I love you

You: I know

Friend: So Han Soloed! Ha!

by Tervis April 29, 2014

solodex

A mental store of past, current, and fantasy lovers used to become aroused and reach climax whilst masturbating alone. A person’s masturbatory rolodex. (Via Dan Savage – Savage Lovecast 250 – 2 August 2011)

No access to porn, use your solodex.

by BRCa August 3, 2011