Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

Sodagasm

1. When you are so addicted, you're jonesing for a sweet, carbonated, caffeinated beverage that bubbles sweetly down your throat and finally getting one is ecstacy.
2. You're in the middle of hot sex and all you can think about is drinking a soda.

That first diet Pepsi in the morning gives me a sodagasm.

I poured soda on his dick and then sucked it off because I was so thirsty and had a sodagasm.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Slorgasm

When you are over-whelmed with the amount of slores surrounding you that you have an orgasm and experience immense amounts of pleasure

Oh my God, I am at a club and I am having a slorgasm.

by ihate youalllllll June 22, 2011

sororgasm

The extreme pleasure and excitement a girl gets when talking about her sorority, especially around recruitment season.

When the new babies were announced, I'm pretty sure Ashley had a sororgasm.

by BruinROAR May 19, 2012

sugargasm

when you have an extreme sugar high. way beyond a sugar buzz

I have a sugargasm every time I eat those chocolate chip cookies

by cmjryan April 19, 2017

Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.

Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.

by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017