Socrates

pronounced so - crates (like crepes but with a "t")

definition : So crazy

PERSON 1: Did you hear about Barbara sleeping with Frank?
PERSON 2: OMG no, thats like socrates!!

by Bdon96 November 15, 2014

socrates

The noblest and the wisest and most just.

Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.

by Cagon September 24, 2005

sokrates

Sokrates at first might come off as a douche or as a rude person but when you get to know him you find that he's not any of those he's a rather nice, rational and intellectual person that's fun to talk to. When sokrates loves someone he loves hard constantly thinks about her, he loves too much which is why he gets hurt too much. If you love sokrates as much as he loves you he'll make you the happiest person ever.

He's such a Sokrates

by princess and a nice person November 27, 2016

socratis

is a greek name meaning fag...

today my friend was a socratis

by i rock your world December 7, 2009

Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

Socratease

A guy who only asks questions and wont put out.

I saw you hitting it off with that guy last night, did you go home together?

No, he was such a Socratease

by Aristattle December 19, 2021

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007