Sabrona Virus

When you can't type. Exposure to BananaGremlin can enable this virus to enter you.

Sorry I cqn't typw, OI hav the sabrona virus.

by Seikatsu March 16, 2020

Sobcow

Sob - meaning Sober
Cow - meaning Coward

A Sober Coward "Sobcow" is someone who can only tell you how they really feel when they are intoxicated. When this person is sober, they become a complete coward and keep their feelings for you in until you've moved on and met someone better.

person 1: "I had such a great time drinking with Gregg last night, he told me I was the greatest girl he had ever met and wanted to have a make out sesh later"

person 2: "Has he ever said anything like that before?"

person 1: "No...but he's kinda flirty on email, he only really opens up when he's had a few shots."

person 2: "girl, he's a total SOBCOW, get over him and go out with Dick!"

by TooCoolToBeFriendsWithYou September 30, 2008

sorochasized

1. an extreme drunkenness, which side effects cause slur of speech, blank staring, sexting, delayed reaction of conversation.

2. to creep staff at the same place you work, get them beligerently drunk, and snipe them.

1. I went out last night to OJ's and got sorochasized.

2. He/She got me drunk, and sorochsized me.

by FoamyTheKid October 24, 2011

Sobriety

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

Soboner

Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.

Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!

by Ganondox March 5, 2017

sabrotage

The enactment of sabering (removing a cork from a bottle of champagne) using a saber or champagne sword is called sabrage. If the champagne bottle is broken, shatters, or explodes during this process, it can be said that it has run afoul of sabrotage. This is a portmanteau of the words sabotage and sabrage.

So while you sit back and your wondering why,
I got these shards of glass stuck in my eyes, “Surprise!”
Oh my god, it's a bloody mirage,
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabrotage!

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 21, 2018

SOBR

Spetsial'nyye Otryady Bystrogo Reagirovaniya, an elite Russian rapid reaction anti-crime unit that was ordered disbanded by the Russian Interior Ministry back in 2002, but was instead renamed OMSN (Otrjad Milizii Spetsialnogo Naznachenija), and is now trained to combat terrorism as well as organized crime. Its members, as well as many of those who know of it, still refer to it as SOBR.

"Make sure you disguise that coke good, Boris. The last thing we need is a SOBR unit up our asses."

by Kalafan July 13, 2006