Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

toad soaker

An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.

The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.

by P.J. Pumpernickle June 17, 2012

Southern Soaker

When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.

Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.

by Dot dot dick January 2, 2019

Rhode Island Super Soaker

The Rhode Island Super Soaker entails flipping a partner upside down, and inserting water or another beverage into their asshole, and swiftly punching them in the stomach. this causes a fountain of the liquid to spew from the victim's anus at considerable speed

"yea man, my girl told me that she wanted some freaky shit in the bedroom, so i gave her a Rhode Island Super Soaker."

by CHSW_shitter April 22, 2019

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

Armenian Super Soaker

When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.

Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.

by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011

cork soaker

A derogatory term to call someone instead of "cock sucker."

That cork soaker just hit my car.

by zach September 6, 2004