Snyder

(Noun) A Snyder is a person whose boundaries are limitless. They can achieve anything they desire. Intelligence, Athleticism, & Beauty are all very common attributes of a Snyder. The Dos Equis beer commercials, the most interesting man in the world, were actually based mostly in fact about a Snyder. Despite having an "aura" of greatness, Snyders are very humble & respectful people. They are aware that to achieve, they must sacrifice & work hard. They gain only by their own merit, not off of the sweat of another. A Snyder will lift up his neighbor to help them succeed rather than gloat in their own success. Some Snyders are the life of the party, while others are simply great listeners. A Snyder is a great friend/companion to have.

In life there are leaders, followers, & Snyders. Snyders tend to lead the leaders.

by alphasnyder December 19, 2011

bill snyder

Everyone has been waiting for Jesus to return but he already has! And he's been coaching the Kansas State Wildcats this whole time. Bill Snyder knows everything, sees everything, and hears everything. He is the Alpha, the orchestrator of the greatest program turn around in college football history. His 1634th birthday is this year but he still looks like he's 24

I'm going to the K-State TCU game this year and I feel like K-State is going to win because they Bill Snyder leading them.

by Kil0 August 6, 2015

snyrt

Poop. Written on all bathroom doors in Iceland, snyrting is their word for toilet. When interpreted as a verb, it becomes what you do in the toilet. Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

Can also be used for any body excretion:
air snyrt = fart
front snyrt = pee
mouth snyrt = puke
mouth air snyrt = burp
liquid snyrt = diarrhea
front pleasure snyrt = splooge
etc.

Keith hadn't snyrted for 3 days when he had the most explosive liquid snyrt of his life.

Kyle: Did you just air snyrt? It smells like something died in here.
Rob: Yeah, the broccoli I ate last night is giving me the worst air snyrts.

by MrPoop February 11, 2009

Zack Snyder

The ultimate kino director. Responsible for the brilliant screen adaptations of graphic novel masterpieces 300 and Watchmen. Plebs will hate on him for allegedly ruining the DCEU. Also did a remake of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead, a weird owl movie I haven't seen, and wrote an original screenplay that sucked.

Zack Snyder has a vision, executes the vision, and doesn't give a single fuck what you think about it.

Normie: “Wanna go see the new Avengers movie?"
Intellectual: "No thanks, I'd rather stay home and watch true kino. Like a Zack Snyder film"

by thatoneuglykid January 7, 2019

Snyderize

To make sexy time with someone or something.

Babs was looking horny as hell she totally wanted to get Snyderized!

by insanedave September 9, 2009

snyder high school

A high school in Jersey City full of thots and burning bitches with weave but they have a good cheerleading and tigerette team and some weird nigga named chris

I went to snyder high school in 2012

by TheWokestOne January 13, 2018

SnYffF

SnYffF has many definitions, new ones sometimes coming into use. There are currently 8:
1. Faggot
2. Boner
3. SnYffF (noun, sniff)
4. When farting during sex and your partner inhales it for pleasure
5. Sexually playing a long flute
6. When purposefully or accidentally cut yourself and inhale blood fumes
7. A hand drill
8. Guacamole Nigga Penis
9.
10. When Herobrine kills you and steals your diamonds

I will SnYffF, Hey man did you get SnYffF'd yesterday?, That's a cool SnYffF, Wanna SnYffF?, Your a SnYffF

by NYANZACATI April 19, 2019