Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 27, 2010

suited

adv: Definitely, certainly, very, or obviously; derived from its usage in poker. sometimes abbreviated as "suits".
(See also obv, obvies)

'We going to Ruby Tuesday tonight?' 'Suited.'

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

Suited and Booted

The act of getting fucked up off mary jane or gettin drunk.

We went ova ta carys house on halloween, we got suited and booted.

by BarsPlease February 10, 2007

Snutted

The act of slow nutting

Man, I snutted all up in that bitch last night

by Carebear5314 August 18, 2018

Suited

to be fine, ok, generally good...

suited is fine... Big L

by Manny G. October 1, 2005

suited and booted

dressed to kill, literally. referring to private hitmen or bodyguards dressed in expensive suits and dress boots

his henchmen were all suited and booted

by Master of Killers September 22, 2018

Snuiter

A certain person who is very weird, her name starts with an F and she is a very silly person.

Man you are such a snuiter

by Aapnegercool September 9, 2020