brazilian snowstorm

when the guy is standign on the bed and the girl is her knees on the floor and he finishes his load all over her and she looks up like its snowing with her mouth open catching the load on her tongue like a snowflake

dude i totally gave that bitch a brazilian snowstorm last night

by bfw/b January 29, 2009

snowstorm

The act of receiving a blowy while one simultaneously enjoys his favorite frozen treat.

Carlos asked Yolanda for a snowstorm, so she grabbed the pail of ice cream and got down on her knees.

by Donny Lucy June 25, 2010

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

by Powerfix June 11, 2006

Japanese Snowstorm

when a girl sits down in front of a giant fan, and a group of men blow loads into the fan. Covering the girl in a sweet sticky substance.

It was a hot day in the office, so we gave the secretary a Japanese Snowstorm.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Belgian snowstorm

The act of a male ejaculating into an anus (male or female) and then the reciever farts into the males face spraying semen and thus creating a snowstorm effect.

"The other night I was fucking this bitch in the ass and she turned around and gave me a belgian snowstorm."

"A what?"

"A Belgian snowstorm, she farted my load into my face."

by jrod8966 October 15, 2009

Nicaraguan Snowstorm

1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.

A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.

The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.

by Patrick and Trevor January 8, 2008

Snowstradamus

an individual who comments on the fact that inclement weather is expected, in such a way as to imply that he or she is the first or only person who pays attention to weather forecasts

75 of your friends on facebook write "SNOW'S COMING!" your response to all of them: "thanks, snowstradamus, for telling me what 74 other people and the morning news already told me."

by kira ai January 14, 2011