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snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.
Snowboarding is as good as sex
by brendan March 20, 2004
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Superwoman’s snowglobe

A sexual act whereby a man ejaculates into a woman before lifting her at the waist whilst she stretches into the superwoman flight pose. Once above his head, the aforementioned ejaculate falls, forming the snow globe.
I need a shower, we just tried Superwoman’s Snowglobe
by Jerseybadger January 6, 2022
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Renner's snowplow

A situation, in which a tool seems to have a very low risk of use, but turns out inducing a serious or even life-threatening injury.
Someone breaking their thumb by accidentally putting it in a vise manually operated by them, would be an example of Renner's snowplow.
by definitelynotgyurci January 3, 2023
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Snowflock

A group of snowflakes ( usually males ) , who stages protests for ridiculous reasons.
Person 1: Want to go to Burger King for lunch? Person 2: No , theres a snowflock there claiming BK is sexist... their going to Dairy Queen tomorrow.
by Glennzigx April 10, 2017
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Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"
by James Scarper March 30, 2012
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snowboarding

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia
"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'
by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014
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Russian Snowplow

During sex, in the "doggy-style" position, the man pulls out the womans' arms out from under her. Thus, causing her to fall onto her chest. He continues while scooting her around the room.
by Justis. January 9, 2010
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