snowbirds

Gay fuck shit old people who come from nw york into the great state of florida (mostly miami) and ruin it
these pussy whipped bitches are really snooty to anyone who isnt an old fuck who drives a lincoln like them, they drive really slow cuz they have old people disease where they get all retarded and mentally slow and they usually drive down the middle of the road and cause crashes, also, they destroy all the good food places and make people build all these gay gefilte-fish old people restaurants
where they go to eat dinner at like 2 in the afternoon (which is when like all the cool people in miami wake up)
pretty much, snowbirds are a bunch of gay faggets who deserve to die

snowbird #1: oh, herbert, those hooligans over there are listening to music in the car with their windows down, what has this world come to?
snowbird #2: i dont know alfred, but i will call the police on those criminals .......................................................................(now do you get the point about how fucking stupid the snowbirds are)

by patio boi April 5, 2004

snowbird cocktail

when a snowbird or yankee visits a restaurant while staying in Florida for the winter they will order a free glass of water to save a little money. once the server brings the glass of water, the snowbird takes the lemon which is included with the glass of water, and squeezes its juice into the water, and then adds a couple packets of sugar or sugar substitute (which are sitting on the table and are also free), then mixes it all together so that they have a free glass of lemonade, or a "snowbird cocktail."

waiter: (sarcastically) those yankees over there are making snowbird cocktails, so I know I'll be getting a HUGE tip today.

by KowboyTrav May 25, 2007

snowbored

1.Being fed up by the snow at the end of the winter
2.When snow prevents you from doing an activity
3.Disliking snowboard-ing/ers and/or all the hype around the snowboarding

1.
A:Dude, its snowing again and its almost spring
B:Tell me about it. Im so snowbored.

2.
I cant wait to shoot some hoops again.Im so snowbored!

3.
A: I met this really cute guy, and he is a snowboarder! Thats so cool.
B: I think im gonna leave.Im snowbored already.

by Zhazhinsky April 5, 2010

snowked

(pronounced like "smoked")

To be stoked due to snow. Most applicable when there is copious new snow; can also be used anytime one is stoked as a result of snow.

(Portmanteau of stoked and snow.)

I just looked outside and it puked all night. Snowked on that! Too bad I was hoggin' last night and brought home a skig-skag with hot dog neck from Vex. Should have told her to get off my tip when she was jocking my shit at the club, but I was already faded. Gotta get this plumper out of here so I can go riding. Lifts start at 9:00.

by werttreb November 20, 2009

snowbird

A basketball player who never runs back on defense. This individual always calls for the ball before the defense returns.

You can't play cuz you are always snowbirdin.

by Jpezeey October 13, 2006

Snowbird

Snowbird is a ski/snowboard mountain near Salt Lake City, Utah. It has some of the best snow the United States has to offer.

i just spent 6 hours watching warren miller movies to get pumped up for my trip to Snowbird next week.

by Kevin O' Shea October 10, 2005

snowbirds

Senior citizens who migrate south for the winter to avoid cold weather; usually in RVs. They visit tourist areas during the off-season.

Those snowbirds may not tip well, but at least they keep the restaurants in business during the off-season.

by 123NotIt December 28, 2004