snow caps

Snow caps is when during anal sex, the dude pulls out and there is cum on the poo that is capping from his/her anus.

"Stop, don't get your penis any closer to my poop shoot, I don't want snow caps!"

by Jessica, Ashley, Chelsea May 26, 2008

Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.

This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?

by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011

snow capped mountains

a sprinkle of Cocaine on top of a bowl of marijuana

smokin them snow capped mountains

by hngsolo November 16, 2010

Snow Caps

A gaggle of old people.

The YMCA pool is always filled with snow caps.

by kamj2 April 9, 2010

Snow Caps

When you’re frying Oreos naked and oil splashes on your nuts, so you sprinkle them with powdered sugar. Bam.

Jim had snow caps after he doused powdered sugar on his nuts during a naked Oreo frying incident,

by Luckan March 30, 2021

Snow Caps

Jacking off onto her eyelids while she sleeps. When the cum drys and she wakes up and is unable to open her eyes.

Janet woke up screaming, fearing she was blind because her boyfriend gave her snow caps, leaving them shut.

by Superdadmma September 1, 2021

Snow Cappin’

When you get a chick to stick a nipple in your fart box.

“I didn’t realize Snow Cappin’ was extra in Vegas, but you can’t put a price on a tiddy nipple in your fart box”

by Parkerisdead August 7, 2023