Snootying

When somebody is being both Snooty and Annoying at the exact same time..

Tends to be when somebody is full of themselves and being annoying about it.

Person 1: - What are you doing?
Person 2: - The Task.
Person 1: - Ohh right well I've already done that.
Person 2: - Shut up! I'm doing my work!
Person 1: - No you're not.
Person 2: - That's because you're snootying.

by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.

Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Snorting Bull

(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).

(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.

by M Laing August 5, 2010

Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of a man's cock.

Bloody hell George, this coke just isn't exciting any more - fancy a spot of snockling?

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

Snookling

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.

Grandma said no snookling while watching tv

by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012

snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"

by Ryan August 5, 2004