Turtle Snorkel

A blowjob performed underwater.

The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.

by CountRugen May 2, 2009

land snorkel

A blow job

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."

by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

McLain Snorkel

when you and your sexual partner are in a hottub, and one (or potentionally both) of you proceed to hold your breath, go under water, and perform oral sex on the other for as long as you can hold your breath.

1. How was your date yesterday? Did you guys go in the hottub?
2. Actually, I McLain Snorkel'd her!

by dystopyan December 9, 2018

Jizz Snorkel

When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.

Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.

by Raul (comes out at night) May 1, 2009

Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.

"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Snookie punch

When a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv's "jersey shore") gets punched in the face by a dude. It's usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.

Scott: Ang, don't piss me off.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.

by sjgjsalmp<3 January 11, 2010