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Starefuck

A Verb used to describe someone who is starring at you and is anoying as hell
NOUN:you are a starefuck
VERB:Jon wont stop starefucking me so I punched him in the fucking face
ADVERB:He walks like a starefuck
by Marc Bez July 19, 2007
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SporkFucker

1) One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.
2) Magna Kaser of #gplus
1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.
by ThiagoMengo69 July 26, 2003
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Sportfuck

V. to chase women in the afternoon normally in a drunken haze. It is an activity that normally occurs on a lazy day. It is often combined with beer consumption in the early afternoon.
Say bro, what you got on today? Not much drinking some tallboys looking to sportfuck.
by Club 333 February 24, 2005
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Snorsefucker

One who partakes in sexual intercourse with a sneaky horse, more commonly refered to as a snorse.
Sean is a snorsefucker, everybody knows that.
by Springolo April 27, 2010
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Swordfucked

A sexual experience gone so horribly wrong, that the person will undoubtedly sexual and social problems for the rest of their life.
Poor guy-- he was swordfucked as a teen and it was so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.

(As in the son of the 35-year-old mother, A. Sword of Waterford, who used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search. He has been Swordfucked and will likely never be able to have a normal sex life.)
by ThanksMom September 11, 2009
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sportfuck the BP

Sport fuck with a pretty fat girl that is horny like crazy.
Damn, that fatty chick is giving me the vibe. I'm so drunk, it's time for pig sticking. Sportfuck the BP, yeah....
by John John the Madman July 7, 2010
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