Spizzing

The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.

Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.

by Hutch69 January 22, 2014

sizzling

when you pick up a hot guy in a bar, your sizzling HOT!

i was hot and sizzling last night!

by Daniel p December 2, 2003

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

shizzling

The act of cooking with The Shizzle brand jerk marinade.

Yo, I wish I was at the beach, shizzling up some shrimps on the barbie and drinking a red stripe right now.

by longfacepartdeux February 22, 2011

Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010

shnuzzling

What it is called when you cuddling with cats or kittens

I was shnuzzling my cat, sorry i am late to work again

by Slutane February 2, 2014

sizzlin' bacon

Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.

Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.

by T-Bizzcuit May 16, 2010