Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee

1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie

by Fargas111 December 5, 2010

Tim Swipples

for a nerd to have sweaty nipples.

"OH MY GOD... i have just been playing world of warcraft and now I have a serious case of Tim Swipples"!!!

by jimmy cass December 10, 2007

snipple

just a little bit; a teensy-weensy amount.

Sarah: Duuuude. I thought I only took a snipple of Ecstasy, but now I'm seeing unicorns.

Paige: Bro...can I have some?

by Sarth May 24, 2010

Snipple

When a guy snorts a girl's nipple

K - man, my nipples are so sore
C - why?
K - my boyfriend was giving me a snipple for ages last night

by KarenBlahKaren February 8, 2008

snapplesauce

Combo word made from "Oh snap", "Applesauce" and possibly the delicious drink "Snapple" to be used to express shock, disappointment, or excitement, coined accidentally as a subconscious challenger to the much lamer "Oh snap... crackle and pop!"

"Dude, our house got robbed last night..."
":O snapplesauce!"

"I wanted to buy some TV shows on DVD, but the best ones never go down in price"
":( snapplesauce"

"Pizza for dinner?"
":D snapplesauce!"

by d3aj December 24, 2008

Snapples

Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'

"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."

by i8urchips February 24, 2010

Snipple

A pithy comment.

He came up with a nifty snipple to rebutt her accusations.

by cl0ckw0rk0dyssey May 4, 2010