Sylenced snipper

When you go to piss in the middle of the night and only piss onto the side of the toilet so no one hears you.
Last night I had to piss so I whipped out my sylenced snipper
by LivinLegend55 June 27, 2020
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Bush snippers

A tool where people can trim there their bushes. Aka hedge trimmers. What did you think this was meant to be a sex joke you pervert.
Tracey uses bush snippers to trim her hedge.
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whipper-snipper

A snippet is a brief quotable passage. People who think in snippets are called 'whipper-snippers.'

Women have a greater propensity to hear snippets and deduce from them because they have conversational skills that men don't have and men tend to internalize and think about things differently.
While driving in a car:

Man: Oh! There's that trading firm. I made millions off of them.

Woman: Williams!? What is that!? Williams!? Williams!? What is that!?!

Man: Williams!? What is Williams!? I said millions, 'whipper-snipper.' Where do you get 'williams' from 'millions' talking about a trading firm!?
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The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.
"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."
by D.E March 19, 2004
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Snipper

A word for ones anus, the snipper is the one who decides when to stop shitting.
My snipper was burning after that spicy jacket potato.
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Snipper Diffle

a Snipper Diffle is a southern way of saying sniper rifle. Commonly used Amongst hillbilly moonshiners and farmers.
Billy Jean : "Aye Jilly bean there's a Deer in the crops so get the Snipper Diffle!"
Jilly Bean : "Oka paw i'll get the Snipper Diffle for ya yeeehaw"
by Coco nut head February 06, 2021
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Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.
Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?
by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
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