Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Sniffle

The most annoying noise that you hear during a test, or when someone has a cold. When someone is crying or trying to make another person feel bad for them. In a text it is put in between stars ( *sniffle* ) to show the action

1: your a loser
2: *sniffle*
1: yeah cry about it

by bird1029 March 10, 2011

piggy sniffles

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

sniffles

sniffles is like the common cold where you have a blocked nose and have to sniff but its sounds alot cooler! plus the sniffles is a more serious case of sniffling and really irritating to the people around someone with the sniffles. found by the french in the 16th century and still the only known cure is time.

oh no! katie has the sniffles.

by fbjdod October 29, 2011

SNIFFLE

A word girls use on the intarweb to make people feel sorry for them.

<Girl:> i lubbed u *sniffle*
<Guy:> No you didn't.
<Girl:> >:( OMFGWTFHALALSANDWICH u dikhed

by B-Drac September 20, 2003

Sniffles

When I have an annoying cold or when I laugh so much and my nose starts running and you are too lazy to blow it and keep sniffing it, in it is called "The Sniffles".

Oh my gosh these sniffles don't go away!

by UnseenKitty December 18, 2017