I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

Draco sexual

A fake fucking sexuality that makes me wanna die. Your not draco sexual youre a basic fucking white girl with no life

I am draco sexual damn i hate typing that

by Kaiden w k January 20, 2021

Shrek sexual

A type of sexuality that means the person is sexually attracted to shrek and only shrek.

"guys ive got something to tell you"

"yes"

"im shrek sexual"

"what??????"

"shrek is love shrek is life"

by Queen of everything May 27, 2015

Busting down sexual style

It does not necessarily mean that YOU are GOATED with the sauce. When someone hits a triple double on Spligate Big Head Snipers that act may be considered as busting down sexual style. WITH a likelyhood of being GOATED with the sauce. By such one can extrapolate the meaning of this expression to being absolutely nutty or straight up quirked up. GEESED.

"White boy who busted down sexual style, is not necessarily GOATED with the sauce" -Tucker Carlson 2022
" I see he was busting down sexual style"

by Suslord January 30, 2022

sexual refractory period

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.

He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

by MFaussie January 16, 2018

Federal Sexual

When a person has been stentenced to a long prison term, they often feel the need to experiment (sexually) with one another. The term "federal sexual" is currently being used in federal institutions to justify/ explain inmates unusual sexual behaviours with each other. Only refers to Federal inmates, the rest are just plain gay.

Inmate 1: Yo man, I need to get my dick wet - bend over...NOW!!
Inmate 2: Forget that celly!!?? That's so gay!!
Inmate 1: Naw man, it aint gay, its "federal sexual" ;)
Inmate 2: NAW MAN......its gay......
Inmate 1: I'm not gay!!!......just my dick is......
Inmate 2: alright then (bends over and takes it like he likes it)

by TYSIMIMC October 5, 2012

sexual misconduct

n. A sweeping phrase used to describe any range of behavior involving sex, intimacy, or genitalia that is alleged to be inappropriate by the accuser or the speaker. The behavior may be illegal such as extortion, assault and battery, or indecent exposure, but more often it is a legally ambiguous situation where two consenting adults were involved in the situation until one participant, usually the woman, seeks to contest the context, unspoken assumptions, or power dynamics in the circumstance. The disclosing party usually wishes to publicly expose or air moral qualms with the situation. Whether or not the conduct is truly wrong depends on ones personal views on matters involving gender roles, sex, marriage, jocular conduct, and workplace norms. The phrase is closely associated with the #MeToo movement whose proponents call for shifting the balance of power between genders in the workplace and opponents accuse the movement of being joyless manhaters.

I thought I had a decent role as an actress but then I needed to meet with the producer at his hotel. When he walked into the room wearing only a robe I bolted and then lost my job. That’s sexual misconduct!

I was like on this first date with a dude and he didn’t ask if I wanted white or red wine. When we got to his house he tried to hook up right away win any conversation. After a night of raunchy oral sex I really regretted it. That’s sexual misconduct!

Wow. The anchor of a morning TV show called *me*, a 21 year old intern, to his office and exposed his Johnson then walked away. He hasn’t fired me or even acknowledged my existence before or since. That guy is a strange dude and I’d say that was sexual misconduct.

by Jon Snow Lives January 17, 2018