snerling

Snerling means an object that is and/or fucking awesome

First dude: "Dude you're so snerling today"
Second dude: "Oh yes"

by ThePooploser69 November 6, 2013

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel

Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.

by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

Cum Sniveling Weasel

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.

That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.

by Nicholas Cage's distant relative's friend. November 30, 2006

snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

Snorkeling

(verb) The act of placing the scrotum into your oral orafice while simultaniously stroking the shaft attached to said scrotum.

I've got this thing for chicks who do good snorkeling. That last girlfriend of mine was a snorkeling queen!

by Jesus Martinez De Luis March 11, 2010

snorkeling

Verb- the act of placing a woman on her back and licking her asshole while you bury your nose in her vagina; so deep that you're only able to breathe through your mouth

Man, I went snorkeling yesterday and still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

by shanelo May 8, 2011