Midget Snare

(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.

After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.

by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010

snare trap

a huge vagina that gets unbelievably tight when you get in it

dude last night i got caught in my girlfriends snare trap

by jackarf May 24, 2009

Dick Snare

A slang for a woman who knowingly traps a man into cheating on his partner.

“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”

by Yakyelder October 29, 2020

nightmare snare

A new age tradional decoration used to trap nightmares. Works much like a dream catcher, but lures + ensnares only nightmares.

Dream catchers are for the innocent, I require a nightmare snare!

by klonopinKiel October 24, 2015

dick snare

a mini-snare drum that has been made with the intent of playing it with your dick

Greg: Hey Rudy, what is that killer beat your playing?
Rudy: I'm just messing around playing my dick snare.

by Fattycop September 10, 2007

venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

by Matt May 22, 2004

snare player

The hottest person in band. You really want to be friends with them. Their skill level is amazing.

Ugh, I wish I was a snare player.

by Hot Hot Tamale June 6, 2017