faggot snapshot

When a guy poses for the mirror and takes pictures of himself with a camera or his cellphone (typically with his cellphone). These guys normally take off their shirt and take a picture of themselves to attract higher level of queers. It is very commonly seen on myspace,facebook, and other social networking sites. Guys who faggot snapshot of themselves are known as queer baits.

I have a six pac and I want to show it off to all the ladies on my facebook. So I became shirtless and snapped some so-called "hot" pictures of myself in front of the mirror. The next day, I attracted a shitload of queers and all the girls lol'd at me.

by BenchMax345 November 30, 2011

Snapshitting

The act of taking photos of yourself while taking a shit and sending said photos to others.

"Man, I'm tired of Justin snapshitting me."

by nametaken1986 November 9, 2013

snap shit

A term coined by yours truly, used to combine, synergistically, the meanings of oh snap and oh shit, to convey a deeper sense of humiliation and embarrassment.

Usage may vary between 'snap shit!', 'oh snap shit!', 'aww snap shit!', or the addition of an 's' as in 'snap shits!'.

Example 1:

Sal J: Man Isa you were on fire last night on Halo 3
Ammr: Yea you totally pwned both of us, we got no kills!
Isa: Lol you noobs, I wasn't playing last night, it was my baby sister!
Majed: Aww Snap shits!

Example 2:

Isa and Ammr playing Fear
Isa: man this game is creepy!
*something scary happens*
Ammr: OMG i just crapped my pants!
Isa: snap shits!

Example 3:

Person 1: man that girl is ugly
Person 2: that's my sister you bitch
Person 3: Oh snap shit!!

by Aymenov April 3, 2008

snap shit

Military See: toe the line

You'll snap shit when you go to the war soldier, or you'll come back in a rubber sack.

by Cosmicstargoat May 14, 2004

Snapstitues

Snapchat prostitutes, girls Who strip and show off there body's on snapchat to try and increase there snapscore or attract attention

All these snapstitues begging the ting

Grizz have you seen the snapstitution in our generation

by BigGrizz2K16 August 29, 2016

faggot snapshot

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.

"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."

by Nedla93 June 9, 2013

Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

by Lady Bob July 12, 2007