Seafood chowder

While recieving oral sex from your partner, you pull out of their mouth as you are about to squirt, and with one of your hands, reach behind you and dump a can of tuna fish on their face while you ejaculate on it at the same time.

I made a fresh batch of seafood chowder on that hooker's face last night!

by juanpablow July 2, 2009

Safoora

Def 1: First lady of Moses ;)

Def 2: Female of average height, exotic features, glossy eyes. She will tear yo shit up if you touch her crap. Loves plants and owns a Himalayan Persian cat.

Def 3: Is usually placed on a golden pedestal. Which is why Safoora is too good for 95% of the male race.

random shepherd, "Dang whose that BABE?"
waterboy, "...Dude Safoora's totally off limits to you. She's Moses' babe."

by J.Hale June 17, 2011

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Seafood Dinner

Profuse, intense and extremely full oral sex, as performed on a female person.

Just look at Trevor's beard! Looks like he just ate a huge seafood dinner.

by GameofThings29 February 5, 2012

Snafood

Also Snafüd.

Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.

“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”

“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”

“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”

by mattanaw October 27, 2021

seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

seafood paella

While a popular seafood restaurant dish - full of sea creatures, rice, veggies, and saffron - the term is commonly used to describe a foul smell. The odor of Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and old gym shorts are all examples of a seafood paella stench.

Note: "Paella" is a spanish word and must be pronounced with a spanish twist.

"It smells like a seafood paella in here," Poppy said as she walked into a nursing home.

by sharon_renee December 26, 2008