smerve

A nervous smirk. Otherwise known as a nirk. An involuntary smile.

I don't find it funny but I can't help but smerve when people are angry with me.

by FlorenceAlice November 14, 2013

Survey Prostitution

A lowly form of income for destitute college students, involving the completion of online or mail-in surveys and questionnaires for some kind of compensation, usually monetary in nature. Oftentimes, the actual content of the answers to the survey has been fabricated to make the survey taker (student) eligible to receive the compensation.

A: "Hey dude, how'd you make all that money?"
B: "Survey prostitution, man!"
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's where I take surveys for money!"

by Nyetzovoot October 17, 2008

Snurve

To whine about something.

It was quite the snurve. Caitlyn was snurving about people saying "alot" instead of "a lot".

by DanLheureux March 14, 2009

smurfet

Smurfet is a beautiful, athletic girl who all boys drool over a girl who can get a guy to like her in no time

"Who is that " that's smurfet " wow she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen " you think I have a chance ? Haha no way dude

by Wowimbeautiful December 18, 2015

survey

A series of questions you answer and post in a blog, or website.

I just finished a long survey about me .

by Noelle April 3, 2005

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 9, 2014

Sharecash Survey

the most annoying thing in the world, usually linked from YouTube and offering "2 good to be true" promises, which when filled out, usually results and email-spam rape, and a broken spirit and/or virus

Sharecash survey, the andy dick of internet

by sharecashisgay October 4, 2010