smutler

A person that is the complete definition of bottom, who's mere existence is the evidence providing the necessary proof. They are commonly known to be 'trying' to proof how much of a top they are, though everyone knows it was and always will be a false claim. They also have a lot of kinks and deep throat a lot of things. (E.x: Trees, Hairbrushes, Toothpaste tube).

But everyone sill loves that bottom of a person in their own way.

Smutler is trying to be a top again.

What did smutler deep throat this time?

by SmutlerIsABottom100% August 21, 2020

Smurple

A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.

"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"

by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

smuttles

dried-out slug granny titties; saggy old hooters; shriveled wrinkly boobies

Oh man, I walked in on my grandma in the shower last night and I was horrified by seeing her smuttles.

by ptolemy2 March 5, 2010

Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

smurple

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

by hanna is the sex. March 25, 2008

shurtleff

Awesome Irish person with blue eyes, and usually either blonde or dark brown hair. A Shurtleff is the best friend you can have .

Wow that kid is one amazing Shurtleff

by Jake Greenhealt September 10, 2016