Surged

A common slang term describing a person's state of being after consuming too much alcohol. Usally as a direct result of binging, effects include a sudden jolt of energy, lack of memory, poor decision-making, and loud obnoxious behavior. Also, there is an urge to go to local fast food restaurants and call you're ex.

Nick: Kayla, please ignore what I said last night. I was too damn surged last night at that party.

Kayla: Trust me, I will. You were rambling on about a bunch of nonsense and kept yelling.

Nick: It happens.

by Bigertonn August 17, 2011

Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

by Jay C January 14, 2005

spurged

to cheat with condescending cordiality

Sometimes medical students use the word spurged to cheat at Scrabble.

by jgoliath September 25, 2010

Smerged

Smerged

Smerged They smoothly merged into the traffic. I smerged nicely into the traffic today.

by greyghost61 May 26, 2017

Smugged

It's very similiar to getting robbed, only difference is is that the robber is very smug.

''My friend got smugged yesterday, they took his wallet and phone''

by YatsuNord May 9, 2018

Sturged

In negotiations- when a potential buyer askes a lot of questions with no intent to actually buy this wasting all of the sellers time.

Also when the seller comes down on the price for said potential buyer, and the buyer declines. Stating. ”I can buy a new one for that”

Buyer- I know you are asking $10,000 for this Jeep and it’s in incredible shape. Will you take $5,000?

Seller- I have to sell it, yes I will take $6,000
Buyer- can you deliver it 300 miles to my house?

Seller- I will for gas money
Buyer- okay great. Well that’s too much money, I can get a new one for $7000.

(Actual value of Jeep- NADA $12699

Seller to friend- hey man some guy just wasted all my time asking about my Jeep. I care down on the price, offered to deliver it.

Friend - ya bro, sounds like you totally got sturged, I hate it when people do that.

by Steveo987 August 24, 2018

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003