Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.

Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.

by Botched Toe September 16, 2018

Smuggler's Muffin

When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.

Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.

by mancation August 28, 2011

Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.

Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 October 4, 2007

Pud Smuggler

One who knowingly allows erect penises to cross the ass border and hide in the colon

Man, look at that bow-legged dude with the rainbow tattoo. I bet he's a Pud Smuggler.

by Izheet M'drawz March 1, 2009

cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009

jellybean smuggler

A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.

Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 17, 2014

Grape Smuggler

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

by grizzt69 January 13, 2007