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Smucker

A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.
"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."
by icy hot patch November 29, 2011
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Smuckers

"Like OhMyGawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!"
by Katy.xo July 11, 2006
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Smuckers bitch

A hoe that will go down on you without a fight.
Male Friend 1: Yo i got whop from that chick from the club last night and i dont even know her name!

Male Friend 2: Damn! Smuckers BITCH!
by DatDude11 September 19, 2006
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Cunt Smucker

When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.
"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".

"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".
by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009
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ock smucker

the nice way of calling someone a cock sucker
Wen the kids are around I don't like to cuss but sometimes this jitts can be an ock smucker ...

Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker
by Steven bunton May 5, 2021
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smuckers

he put smuckers on his dick and jerk it
by tim walters April 29, 2009
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dick suckery

To engage in homosexual acts or non-homosexual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.
Private Joe Snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy's head was in his lap. I personally have never seen a more obvious act of dick suckery in my life.
by carp of the carps January 1, 2009
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