sqouze

Pertaining to ejaculation. The act of ejaculating on someone.

When I came I sqouze my sperm on her face.

by jmorris420 October 23, 2008

smooze

alternative, more azn way to say "smoose" a mythical creature, originating in Northern Virginia. See "smoose"

I jux wanna take your smooze and yank it.
as opposed to
I just want to take your smoose and yank it.

by smantha May 25, 2004

Smouger

A woman that is too old to be a couger, but still thinks and acts like one.

That old blonde tried being cute, and wanted a free drink, but she was a smouger and didn't get anything.

by Laughing at you now... September 20, 2016

snouzer

An uneducated generally unkempt person

Don't ask them to the party, they're a bunch of snouzers.

by Kycat June 7, 2017

Smozed

When a girl you just broke up with cooingly convinces you to take her back. You've been (smozed)

After I broke up with that bitch she smozed me back in.

by Zoldman August 8, 2019

smoozey

When you are to awkward to respond to a compliment the proper way, so you just say smoozey.

“You’re so beautiful!”
“Uh erm, smoozey.”

by Cute but psycho✌ September 25, 2019

smoozel

When your peehole is peeing 2 flows of pies so you make all the bathroom wet and grose and you dont clean it and run away instead and the next people that are getting in "get smoozeled"

I smoozeled yesterday.
Yesterday my mom got smoozeled.
I am smoozeling in my friend's house rn.
I always smoozel at nights.

by Shlock555 April 6, 2020