smooth af

When your cheesy pickup lines/something you do can win a girl's heart

g: do you realize that we 're never stop tasting our own tongues ?
b: how about i taste yours for a change?
g: whoa that was smooth af

source: tumblr.com

by amazing hot lady April 3, 2016

smooth operhater

A name for a person who tries to hate in a very discrete or sarcastic way without the subject audience knowing.

Lauren to Britney: "Britney wow, i really love those shoes where'd you get them?..ohh Target? omg cooool"

Lauren(Thinking out loud to herself, as Britney walks away): "Yeah fuck her, her shoes, and Target"

Tiffany (Laurens friend, to Lauren) wow Britney had no idea you were hatin on her, you're a smooth operhater.

by Lehmdawg December 23, 2010

Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.

"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"

by Rhad November 28, 2009

real smooth

Nice fuckup, dude!

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!

by Derpsterix November 30, 2016

Smoothbrain

A way of calling somebody very stupid that requires them to be smart, in order to understand.

Person 1: Dude, why did you think that was possible? You're such a smoothbrain.
Person 2: ...huh? What the hell is that supposed to mean
Laughtrack: *laughs*

by Glitchgoat September 5, 2019

Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

by ghostsquad October 6, 2011

tropical smoothie

when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.

I ate a bunch of fruit before firing a delicious tropical smoothie down that bitch's throat.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 1, 2014