Smosher

A tight community of amazing people who love and support Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla from Smosh. Smoshers support one another through hard times and fangirl together. These guys are fucking badass, mess with them and you'll probably find a barbershop pole shoved up your ass. They're all sexy and wear blue bathrobes. They're pretty much insane but Ian and Anthony love them anyway. ;3

Girl: Omg, I love Smosh, they're so cute and funny.
Me: Haha, I love them too, but I'm a Smosher!
Girl: Me too!
Me: ...

by Dr Ianthony October 22, 2012

smashed the homie

To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.

"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"

by whatuphomie December 2, 2009

smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009

sloshed

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in the toilet.

I got so fucking sloshed last night!

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003

Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004