When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.
by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018
Get the Smorgasbord mug.1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.
2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.
2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.
1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.
2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.
2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.
by sweetbeejesus June 13, 2010
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It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.
"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"
"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"
by DeadMan January 20, 2004
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Get the smorgusporn mug.This occurs when 3 or more men and 1 or fewer women are laying on the same bed in an upstairs apartment in Jamesburg, NJ. It is named this because of the large variety of man-meats to choose from
we all woke up hungry with a hangover, but soon our bellies were full from the Jamesburg Smorgasbord.
by Donkey Dong December 12, 2008
Get the Jamesburg Smorgasbord mug.A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.
Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
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