short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

by vit2010 December 25, 2010

Choo Choo real smoothin

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

BL smoothie

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.

Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.

by Hudstock August 2, 2009

Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016

lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Smoothio

(noun) An extremely suave individual. Also can be used as a sarcastic, derogatory term. In the negative connotation, it is generally written in italics. Originating in Eugene, Oregon circa 1997 with the nicknaming of one "Smoothio The Cat" -- a hyperactive kitten that was quite entertaining and believed to be on a permanent drug euphoria due to ingesting catnip. The actual coining of the term is credited to Andrew of "Che Mattina" & "Dos Banos" infamy. It is now a commonly used term on Myspace.com and other blog sites and has been perpetuated by Flax, president of Smoothio Films. See also "Smoothia", the female variation of this term originated by Irene.

Look at the way that fool wears his pants -- what a Smoothio!

by Flax Glor November 30, 2006