Smilies

See:
(:*, :), =)happy
):*, :(, =( sad
=D joyous
D= horrified
=p playful
=3 cute, charmed
=/ unsure, neutral
=s unsure, thinking
=x sealed lips
=o, =0 surprise, astonishment
=*(, D*= a single tear
x_x awful, "oh crap"
>_< constipated
n_n, ^_^, ^^ nice, cheerful
u_u, v_v disappointed, downcast
o_o, 0_0 "woah", "omg"
>_>, <_< "wtf"
._. neutral, blank
T_T stream of tears
@_@ confused, mesmerised
-_- "sigh", annoyance
=_= "curses"
=^_^= happy kittie**

* usually used when avoiding the automatically triggered chatroom smilies
** The "whiskers" can be added to almost all horizontal (underscore-based) smilies

by Lexeh December 28, 2005

samolian

n. an old (75+ yrs) slang term for dollars or money

That costs a lot! That will set you back a pile of samolians.

by J Flaxington December 16, 2007

Scolionophobia

the scientific term for the fear of school

I have Scolionophobia, I dropped out yesterday

by Logan Deluke May 13, 2005

smilin Jack

A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.

Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.

by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007

Both lips smiling

A phrase from Tiktok “both lips smiling” her face and 😸 lips smiling 😨🙏🏽

“You got both lips smiling right now 😇🙏🏽”

“Girl he’s so fine he got both my lips smiling 😜😍”

by Meli 🩷 July 27, 2023

Smiling Robert

The look your friend gives you when he realizes he has been "caught" being gay

1) When I saw Keith at the gay pride parade, he gave me a Smiling Robert.

2) When Ellison turned the car on and Cher was in the CD player he gave me a Smiling Robert

by Eric Skidmore August 10, 2006

scoliosis

a very unpleasant condition involving a curvature of the spine. for the information of the fucker who wrote the above definition, it DOES affect your life, and has caused me plenty of discomfort and pain, not least when i get asked if i'm pregnant every six months since i was 12! and standing in underwear being poked by a strange man. and wearing a back brace (ESSENTIALLY A PLASTIC CORSET) for two years.
so yes, those are the results of a severe scoliosis such as i have. and the operation wouldn't be too pleasant either. a deflated lung, a bone graft and a metal pole up your spine don't sound fun to me!

hi. it's called a scoliosis. i have one. it hurts.x

by strawberie21 December 19, 2008