A person (always male) too horny to bother using their brain. With their entire consciousness focused on sex, they usually don't bother to think about anything else. Especially what might happen or what is happening at that moment. Because they have sex so often, either with themselves or an actual partner, their dick is always smoking. Hence the term.
If Chris was watchin the road instead of gettin his umpteenth blowjob of the day, the stupid dick smoke woulda missed that tree.
by uziel April 15, 2004
Dick Smoke(P)pronoun - One who is obsessive over sex, who will do anyone and everone including his brothers sloppy seconds and walrus's.
by brue dragon December 31, 2005
by Jennifiend April 13, 2007
by Banana Fist June 24, 2009
Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.
by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013
Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.
1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
by Bafilius January 23, 2007