Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

Smoke term memory loss

When you forget things because you smoke a lot.

Dude, you remember what happened last night?

Nah.

Dang. Smoke term memory loss.

by Djfirehawk14 July 28, 2018

Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.

them: That's why you get no bitches.
you: *Posts a out of context gif/picture also known as a "Smoke bomb Meme/GIF" to try and save face*

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.

Person 1: That's why you get no bitches.
Person 2: *posts a out of context gif/picture to save face, also known as "deploying a Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF"*

by BowlOfOatMeal2 February 3, 2022

smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!

the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!

by chris gum February 23, 2004

mean smoke

to express how good of a smoke of tobacco or marijuana was, or to say how good tobacco
or marijuana was.

"Fuck that was a mean smoke g"
"Can i have some of that mean smoke"

by churcuzzy February 21, 2018