smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..

by francie345 January 9, 2008

Smittied

To get pulled into a booze and coke fueled vortex of a conversation that often continues late into the night or early into the morning.

I went to happy hour last night for one drink and got {Smittied} until 5:00 AM.

by Silky Johnson 69 April 28, 2017

Smithed

To finess or to do a perfect job.

My results from my exam came back. I smithed it.

by Ralph o'rorke September 25, 2017

smothied

The act of taking fruits and blending them into a semi-liquid form acceptable for consumption by humans.

Did you mom use the juicer?
“Nah bro, she just smothied it.”

by Bakerbaby June 4, 2019

Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.

Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.

by Terb01 September 28, 2020

Smithed

To be assaulted by a friend after telling a mildly inappropriate joke.

Chris rock just the shit smithed out of him.

by Hot.Jesus March 28, 2022

Smithed

The act of Bitch Slapping or unexpectedly being Bitch Slapped by someone.

"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"

"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"

by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022