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Ivan Smirnov

Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"

Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.
I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming
by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020
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Smirnoff Ice

An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).

Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.

The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.
Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.
by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009
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Yakoff Smirnoff

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.
Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.
by ElevatingtheMind November 29, 2006
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Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.
You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache
by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010
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Smirnoff Ice

the best alchohalic beverage in the *whole* *fucking* *world*
by boowoo November 1, 2003
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Dirty Smirnoff

A drink that gets you 'de to the stroyed.'
Get a Smirnoff Ice, drink the neck of it, then add a shot of vodka, a shot of gin and a shot of JD. Then neck it!
I was so smashed last night after drinking 3 dirty smirnoffs back to back!
by Muns August 18, 2010
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smirnoff

best vodka ever....cuz its russiann
i love smirnoff because it tastes so good, mmmmm
by lala69 January 1, 2007
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