Smite

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 19, 2018

smidgen

Cookery term for a small amount.

add a smidgen of salt

by sally from home and away April 18, 2003

Smita

Pure awesomeness

That was total Smita of you! Total awesomeness

by awesomechica2018 June 12, 2018

Smita

Hindi name for "smile"

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

smitch

Thinking about or sleeping on an idea

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"

by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021

smiddler

Someone who contaminates the Easter eggs of children with small pieces of fecal matter i.e. dingleberries.

Uncle Tony has really become quite the smiddler since he ruined the annual Easter egg hunt at church last year.

by troutenstein May 24, 2011

smdtmd

'Suck my dick thru my draws'

(made popular by rapper Big Sean)

you: yo stop bein a bitch
me: fuck u smdtmd

by big sean don November 29, 2011