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Smelnif

A word that can be used to replace anybodys name. It originated from the word Yelnif, which is the name Finley backwards.

Smelnif is not a widely know word, but anyone that knows the word will know exactly what it means, as the definition will have been told to them by a 'Smelnif guru'.

This word is deeply offencive, to the degree that if mentioned infront of a fellow follower or Smelnif, then they will probably call you Mr. Smelnif in a vulgar tone.

The most common time for Smelnif to be used is when somebody is being reffered to as Mr. Smelnif
"Hey!"

"I hate you... MR SMELNIF!"

"Oh my god! Youre a right Smelnif you are!"
by FinleyD November 12, 2012
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spelonkadonk

To navigate or explore the subterranean landscape of the human rectum or booty, typically with the aid of headlamps, crampons, and helmets.

When successfully exploring without the use need for lubrication, this activity is known as spelokadamning.

In the event that the regions in question have not yet been traversed, one might say said environment was spelonkadank.

A subset of spelondadonking, known as spelonkahonkeydonking, is acted upon a Caucasian subject.

May also be used as a noun. See examples.
Verb.
We have a lovely evening planned: a concert at the amphitheater, picnic at the reservoir with a bottle of wine, and if it all goes well, some spelonkadonking.

Noun.
Shit, it's Friday night. I'm about to get my spelonkadonk on.
by h3extraextra March 19, 2014
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Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.
"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"
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Smellon

Nickname for someone named ELLEN. Not meant to be mean, just teasing.
Family member: "Hey Smellon."
Ellen: "Shuddup."
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"damn that guy is fucking that watermelon so hard, he is a shelonas for sure"
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Smelnick

A strange herb found in the forests of the Sahara Desert. Commonly used to treat the over abundance of humour in a person. One flake of Smelnick can kill any jokes for a period of time lasting 3 years. Smelnick stays in a person's system of years and years.

Various other uses of the word have been made up. It is both a verb and a noun now. If you Smelnick something, you've made it unfunny.
Frank came upon several girls giggling uncontrollably. He sprinkled some Smelnick into their noses and the giggling stopped instantly.
by Danny Melnyk March 25, 2008
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