Smegmatologist

The doctoral profession of checking under ones foreskin for smegma build up.

Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018

smegmatologist

An expert in the topic of smegma, semen or other manly cock juices. Derived from the word smegma, meaning semen / male ejaculate.

That girl's choked down so much sperm, she's blatantly a smegmatologist!

by badgerchap April 18, 2010

Smegmadonis

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.

Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison

by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024

Smegmadon

A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.

Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"

by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024

smegmatosis

Both the inflammation and the odor arising from the unwashed, uncut (uncircumcised) penis. A result of the build up of smegma.

Dude, wash yourself completely so you don't get that nasty smegmatosis you're always complaining about. OR I would give him head, but he stinks of smegmatosis!

by Astroplane Collision Survivor April 2, 2015

Smegmasung

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung

"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."

by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016

Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.

You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!

by smashcentury July 27, 2022