sasquatch

The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.

The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.

Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.

by Davey X. December 28, 2005

vaginal sasquatch

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

by sweetgy June 29, 2009

Brass Sasquatch

Similar to a brass monkey. Instead of using a 40oz of Olde English, you use 12oz cans of Rainier Beer (sometimes to make one seem upper class, it can be pronounced "Ron-Yay). and a party cup. Pour in the can and top of with Orange Juice.

Reigonal to the Pacific Northwest Reigon of the United States

Joe drank 10 Brass Sasquatches last night and passed out on the floor

by godadone September 26, 2010

Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.

"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle

by Siegeller August 10, 2020

sasquatch bajina

basically a very hairy and possibly kinda smelly pussy that is best kept rarely seen

your sasquatch bajina is so hairy if i go down on you i'll be coughing up hairballs for a month

by soupeymark April 26, 2010

Sasquatchewan

That rural Canadian province which is home to the majority of the Bigfoot population.

I'm gonna make a trip to Sasquatchewan and see if I have any luck sighting a Bigfoot.

by QuacksO December 29, 2012

city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)

Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."

by O. Percent September 10, 2014