Smashed like joy

Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.

I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.

by sniki June 30, 2010

super smashed

to engage in the game playing of the super smash with the intent to drink alcoholic beverages while playing said game

Yo man, let's get super smashed tonight!

A: What do you want to do tonight?
B:wanna get super smashed?
A: Hell yeah!

by Snappy Gomez March 27, 2008

tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.

"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"

by Doli May 23, 2009

whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person

oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!

by jbp123 July 11, 2011

Smashologist

A guy with a massive black cock and chocolate six pack. You will get smashed to pieces by this guy and is gareenteed that you will end up on a wheelchair the next morning.

Random: Teach me how to be a smashologist

Smashologist: You just need a massive black cock like me.

by Tingling dingdong June 10, 2018

The Banana Smasher

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.

Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"

by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010

Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

smash

"Danger, she smashed a homie"

by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009