A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine
bottle that it is now so
slack it resembles the foot hole of a
Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange
gentleman she met in the
pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely
well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.